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Custody Battles Mother Vs Father

KNOCK ON THE DOOR gtgtYOUR HONOR gtgtYEAH. gtgtIT’S THE CUSTODY CASE. gtgtOH YES. REMIND ME THE DETAILS. gtgtUH, A DIVORCED COUPLE ARE FIGHTING OVER CUSTODY OF THEIR DAUGHTER THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. gtgtALL RIGHT. SEND THEM IN. gtgtOKAY, WILL DO. gtgtTAKE A SEAT AND TALK TO ME. gtgtYOUR HONOR, I WANT MY DAUGHTER BACK. SHE’S BEEN AT HER HOUSE FOR THE LAST SIX YEARS. gtgtAND BEFORE THAT EIGHT YEARS AT YOUR HOUSE. gtgtYEAH, AFTER EIGHT WITH YOU! gtgtAND 12 WITH YOU! gtgtI’M SORRY, HOW OLD IS SHE gtgt225. gtgtTHAT’S THAT’S VERY YOUNG FOR A COUNTRY.

GtgtSTILL OLD ENOUGH TO DECIDE FOR HERSELF RIGHT WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE WITH KID gtgtI’M USUALLY PRETTY ANNOYED WITH WHOEVER I’M WITH AT THE MOMENT. SO. gtgtWANT TO CHOOSE DAD HONEY LOW TAXES, LOW SPENDING. gtgtOH, WHAT ABOUT MOMMY DEAR HIGH TAXES, HIGH SPENDING! gtgtCOOL. OH. gtgtSHE DOES THAT. gtgtWELL YOU CAN’T JUST LET HER CHERRY PICK. THINK ABOUT HER FUTURE. gtgtOH! I HATE THAT WORD! gtgtFUTURE gtgtIT’S OKAY BABY. THE FUTURE IS NOT REAL. OKAY MOMMY WILL LET YOU HAVE ALL THE DEBT THAT YOU WANT. gtgtAND AT DADDY’S HOUSE POLLUTION IS TOTALLY COOL.

GtgtNO, NO, NO. SHE IS PLAYING YOU OFF EACH OTHER TO GET ANY BAD THING SHE WANTS! gtgtWELL WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANY BAD THING OKAY WHAT ABOUT THIS HEALTH CARE APP I HAVE, HUH OH, IT WON’T LOAD. gtgtHA! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. gtgtOH, GO START A WAR SOMEWHERE. gtgtYEAH, WELL GO HUG A TREE! gtgtOH, GO MELT AN ICE CAP! gtgtDONE! gtgtOH! gtgtSTOP THAT RIGHT NOW! NOW WE NEED A REMINDER OF GEORGE WASHINGTON’S FAREWELL gtgtHONEY gtgtHONEY YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION. gtgtI’M SORRY. YOU’RE LAME. gtgtLAME I FOUGHT IN THE REAGAN REVOLUTION!.

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GtgtTHAT IS NOT A REAL REVOLUTION. gtgtTHEN HOW COME I HAVE SO MANY GUNS gtgtNO, I MEANT YOUR BOTH LAME. gtgtWELL, BUT I WAS THE ONE WHO OCCUPIED WALL STREET! gtgtYEAH, WELL I DIDN’T NEED TO OCCUPY IT BECAUSE I WORK THERE. gtgtOH YEAH. WELL, THANKS FOR THE MARKET CRASH. gtgtYEAH, WELL EUROPE CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR POLICIES BACK. gtgtOH, 1850 CALLED THEY WANT THEIRS! gtgt1850 DIDN’T HAVE A PHONE! gtgtYOU DON’T GET METAPHORS. gtgtSTOP BICKERING! THIS GIRL NEEDS A STRONG FAMILY. CAN’T YOU SEE THAT gtgtWAIT WHOA! WE HAVE FAMILIES.

GtgtYEAH, WE REMARRIED. gtgtHONEY gtgtHEY! gtgtANOTHER LEFTWING LIBERAL CONSPIRACY gtgtGOOD EVENING YOUR HONOR, SENATE REPUBLICANS gtgtNO, NO. GET OUT. RIGHT NOW. BOTH OF YOU. NOT YOU TWO. SIT DOWN. NOW WE’RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL WE CAN AGREE ON SOMETHING. OKAY gtgtLIKE gtgtLIKE WHAT SHOULD WE GIVE THE POOR gtgtNOTHING. gtgtHANDOUTS. gtgtSO YOU AGREE THEY SHOULD STAY POOR. gtgtYES. gtgtLOOK AT THAT. WHAT ELSE CAN WE AGREE ON gtgtWELL I WOULD LIKE A GIANT FENCE ALL ALONG THE SOUTHERN BORDER. gtgtAND I WANT LEGALIZED DRUGS. gtgtSO FENCE WITH HOLES IN IT gtgtYEAH.

THAT WOULD WORK. gtgtYEAH, SURE. gtgtLOOK AT THAT. YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH SO MUCH WHEN YOU WORK TOGETHER! gtgtWELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT I THINK WE’VE GOT TO A GOOD PLACE. gtgtYEAH, THINGS HAVE DEFINITELY EVOLVED. gtgtTHAT’S NOT A THING! gtgtLAUGHTER THIS GUY. gtgtMOMMY IS A COMMIE! gtgtNO! STOP IT! STOP IT! YOU ARE SO IMMATURE. YOU ARE SO IMMATURE. gtgtDO I NEED TO SEPARATE YOU TWO gtgtOH HI U.S.A. HEARD YOU’VE BEEN HAVING SOME FAMILY PROBLEMS AND I THOUGHT MAYBE WE SHOULD GET BACK TOGETHER. gtgtSTAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER. GUN COCKS gtgtGOD SAVE THE QUEEN!.

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