old school tutorial game music Grand Theft Auto Five! Oh goodness. I’ve heard about this one. I’ve heard of Grand Theft Auto. It’s a pretty big show. I saw this game before on TV, I think. Why, I believe I’ve seen the trailer for this. The goal of the game is to be a successful criminal. Seems to be a very popular game with the kids. Why would you want to teach the kids how to steal a car I don’t want my grandkids to see me doing this.
I don’t really want to do this, but I’m here. I know I’m going to screw this up. Oh, I like that! Look at that body. That’s me Whoa! He is kinda good looking. Looks just like me. 100 years ago. Am I supposed to be doing something now So then I make him move Oop! Well, okay, we got that. That’s left, right. I’m not doing very well with this guy. Forwardooh, don’t hit the wall! Oh, let’s go. Look at that. I’m a manly man! Ooh, oh, I like this house.
Is that his wife or his girlfriend woman chugs Who’s an alcoholic. woman Six more of these and I’ll be comatose enough to sleep with you! It’s his wife. He’s had enough of these women. Let’s go outside. Walk through the door. There you go. Go, go, go! The graphics are gorgeous, fantastic. Oh, that looks like it’s Sunset Boulevard or something. So is there a goal to this game Do you create a goal Is there a goal Oh, I think I want that car. A convertible parked in the driveway.
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I’m gonna get into the car if I can figure out how to get into the car here. I’m mad at the car. laughs Okay, well, we don’t wanna kick it. Okay, there it is. Right Nope. Huh Come on. Come on, reach for it. Let’s see what these things do. Ahhah! Whoo hoo! tires squeal Something’slaughs I laid a patch. Oh, oh, there you go. Whoa! Oh, bleep. Am I ever gonna get out of the driveway It’s like too much happening at one time here for me.
Let’s destroy him. That’s it. Just go right over. Go! engine revs Oh, look at that. His whole window’s broken. laughs You stupid fool. takes pin out of grenade Finebros You just dropped a grenade right behind you! That’s okay. explosion Wasted! Oh my gosh, that’s awful. What Finebros When you die, you start over again. So stupid. whimpers Stop, stop, stop! whispers ‘Kay. engine revving Finebros Why did you stop ‘Cause it’s a stop sign! ‘Kay, stop, stop, stop. I’m waiting for the light to change.
There’s a pedestrian too. There you go. tires screech Come on, John, you can do it. horn beeps laughs bleep, oh god bleep damn it! crash, horns honking main character So you’re gonna drive into me! laughs Shut up. I could steal a car laughs That’s really nice. But waitoh, okay. There we go. Shut the door. Now, look mean. Hey, there it is. Hey! tires squeal main character bleep I’m gonna be usin’ your car. Yeah, I am! Who da man! Let’s get outta here. Oop, wrong way.
Laughter We’re outta here! Take that old station wagon. Get in there. I’m gone. You can do whatever you want in this game. Oh man! Destruction derby. beeping Is that you on my sidewalk laughter main character Oh bleep! Sorry. Oh, I’m down at Santa Monica. Oh my god, that even looks like the real sign down at the pier. I think I wanna go on the roller coaster. Whoa! Oh, look at that! That is so cool. gasps riders scream This thing vibrates. riders scream.
Wow! riders shriek laughter Oh, that was cool! Press to play tennis. Oh my god. Come on. The bleep is wrong with me Oh, geeze. That’s expressive language. hard! hard! grunting Right to her. tennis player grunts Over! Hey, you can play. woman No, don’t get up No, you’re outta shape. horns beep They’re gonna cancel my insurance, for god sakes. What do I do Oh, no, pistol. Uh oh. Oh, oh, look at that. Did I just find a bunch of guns laughs Oh, baby! Hey, hey R 15.
I’m lookin’ for trouble. horn beeps gunfire gasps Ooh. people scream Sorry about that. Oopsie. gunfire, screaming laughter Now I’m beginning to have fun. I got a gun. Where’s a person gunfire Oooh! cackles I shot some people. Ooh, that’s the one I want. Here comes a guy! Kill the guy. main character You will find everything that’s wrong with this place. There you go. Shoot him again if he’s not dead yet. Oh, here’s another one. Get her. gunfire, screaming laughter woman Jesus Christ!.
Okay, now just remember, this is make believe. gunfire You know what I don’t like this. All these games are based on the dark side of life. woman groans Finebros What did you do! I decked her. Finebros Why! I don’t know. I didn’t mean to. I wanted to shoot her. laughs I got a knife. A knife, you’re closer to the victim. It’s more personal. woman Wow, you’re so dirty! Uh oh. woman You’re a naughty boy. woman Go laughs.
I hit a woman for the first time in my life. and I’m having fun! screaming, gunfire laughter It’s fun, man. It’s pretty cool. It’s a weird satisfaction, man. It’s weird. What does that star mean Finebros That means the cops are coming for you. Oh. I’m invincible. Where are they I’ll never give up! You’ll never take me alive! gunfire Here, turn around. Turn around, turn around. explosion Oh, I’m. wasted! Oh, there are the police! Oh my god, get out of the way.
Turn around. Get over here. cop Drop the weapon! No, don’t drop that weapon! Get up, you idiot. Oh, geeze. Busted! laughs Well, as well he should be. He’s killed a few people. I’m trying to get away from the cops. Too late. You can’t get away from the cops. There’s no fun in life anymore. Like in the old days, when there wasn’t DNA and bleep. cops scream indistinctly Finebros Cathy, you got caught! Damn! gunfire, sirens wail Uh, yeah, yeah. Run, run. Yeah, that’s it. Can I run back inside.
Ooh, okay, I’m way dead. See, this is fun. I don’t know why. gunfire I don’t think I would kill people for real. Where are the cops grunting Come on, kill some cops. laughs I need another gun. Ooh. This kind of game, man. Think of all the wackos out there. This kind of stuff brings it out of them. Makes people do all kind of violent things, man. People, everybody, I can’t stand them anymore! Finebros Don, the cops are coming! Who gives about a bleep the cops!.
Oh yeah, wise guy gunfire Oh, I got hit. Twice. Oh, god! Dammit, get out of there. Ooh! Christ, I’m a nervous wreck. screaming That’s it, that’s it. Just take the building. I’d like to have him turn the gun on himself. Yeah, go get him! Get him, cops. Kill him. cops scream indistinctly main character ass bleep! laughter Okay, guys, is this over yet explosion Oh good. Thank you. Ugh. That’s a nightmare. I liked this one. It was funny. I’m loathe to admit it, but it is actually fun.
It’s very fun to do naughty things. That was awful! Why is it worth glorifying evil Why did you have me do this I think it’s a little too violent. Some people would say it’s a release, to get it off your chest, and to get it out of your system. I don’t think so. I wouldn’t want my grandkids playing this one. It might brainwash them into wanting to do something violent sometime. But normal people would be all right. I had fun with the violence ’cause it’s just a game.
You have to have a release, you know Great way tosighs. I had a rough day, I feel lousy, and you go home and you fire this baby up. You’re in a different place! I don’t think this encourages crime. Anybody who does that is predetermined to do that anyway. Finebros So do you think you wanna kill anyone after playing this game Yes, especially you! Finebros Me! Yeah! Getting me into this damn game. Thanks for watching us cause some chaos here on the React Channel. Which games should we play next Comment down below.