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Men’s Rights Jokes

WHAT UP, HOMIES WELCOME TO. both CUNNILINGUS CLASS. I’M SHABOOTS MICHAELS. I’M TRAY TOMBSTONE. AND WE’RE HERE TO TEACH Y’ALL HOW TO. both GO DOWN ON BITCHES RIGHT. NOW BITCHES AIN’T BEING SATISFIED, SO CHECK IT. QUIT SUCKING ON THAT bleep SO DAMN HARD. BITCHES DON’T LIKE THAT NONSENSE. THAT’S LIKE PUTTING THE TIP OF YOUR PENIS IN THE VACUUM. Y’ALL NEED TO. both CHILL ON THE bleep. GO AROUND THAT BUSINESS. THAT’S LIKE A BUTTON MADE OF A MILLION PENIS TOPS.

NOW EVERY BITCH LIKE HER CUNNILINGUS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. VAGINAS ARE LIKE SNOWFLAKES. SNOWFLAKES IS DIFFERENT. LEARN YOUR BITCH’S SNOWFLAKE. ASK YOUR BITCH WHAT SHE WANTS. both THEN DO WHAT SHE SAYS. SOME BITCHES LIKE IT IN CIRCLES. SOME BITCHES LIKE IT UP AND DOWN. SOME BITCHES LIKE IT HARD. SOME BITCHES LIKE IT SOFT. both COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR BITCHES. MAKE THE ALPHABET WITH YOUR TONGUE. ABCD. AND WHEN SHE GRAB YOUR HAIR LIKE SHE GONNA PULL YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF.

Both STAY WITH THAT LETTER. I’M TALKING ABOUT B. blathers OR D. blathers both VAGINAS DESERVE RESPECT. YOU DON’T WANT SOMEONE SLAPPING AROUND YOUR LITTLE HOMEY. yelping YOU WITH THE HAT. YO. HOW YOU LIKE YOUR BJs DAMN, DOG, ALL THE TIME. SHUT THE bleep UP! THAT’S ‘CAUSE PENISES IS EASY, AND VAGINAS IS HARD. THEY’RE. both CONFUSING! IMAGINE THERE’S AN EXPLOSION AT THE ENVELOPE FACTORY. FLAPS EVERYWHERE. A WORLD OF FLAPS. AND YOU NEED TO LICK YOUR WAY OUT THE FACTORY.

Key Peele Cunnilingus Class

BUT EVERY BITCH’S FLAPS IS DIFFERENT. LEARN YOUR BITCH’S PARTICULAR FLAPS. FLAPS BE. both CRAZY! EVERY FLAP NEED TO BE LISTENED TO. AND THEN YOU WILL GET OUT OF THAT FACTORY ALIVE. STAY DOWN THERE. both PLAN YOUR BREATHING LIKE YOUR SWIMMING. YOU GOTTA BE TALKING ABOUT. both STROKE, STROKE, BREATHE. STROKE, STROKE, BREATHE. gasping ALL RIGHT. LET’S TAKE A FIVEMINUTE BREAK. AND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE GONNA TALK ABOUT WARMING YOUR BITCHES UP BEFORE YOU GET BUSY. AND HOW TO LAST FOR MORE THAN TWO DAMN MINUTES.

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