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Mothers Rights Las Vegas

NOW AS EVERYONE KNOWS OR SHOULD KNOW, THIS SUNDAY IS MOTHER’S DAY, RIGHT WITHOUT A DOUBT, WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF THE YEAR. MY MOM WATCHES. NO, IT IS IMPORTANT. HERE’S WHAT WE DID. WE SENT OUT OUR NIGHTLY SHOW SPECIAL CONTRIBUTOR LAVELL CRAWFORD TO SEE HOW PEOPLE ON THE STREETS OF NEW YORK WERE PREPPING FOR THE BIG DAY. gtgt HI, THIS IS LAVELL CRAWFORD FOR THE NIGHTLY SHOW, AND MOTHER’S DAY IS AM CATEGORY UP. I’M A MOMMA’S BOY, AND I’M TRYING TO SEE WHO ELSE.

LOVES THEIR MOMMA. SO I’M IN NEW YORK RIGHT NOW TO FIND OUT, DO YOU LOVE YOUR MOMMA WHAT ARE YOU GETTING YOUR MOTHER FOR MOTHER’S DAY gtgt FLOWERS, CHOCOLATES. gtgt FLOWERS AND CHOCOLATES YOU AND YOUR MOMMA DON’T HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP. gtgt I DO EVERYTHING FOR MY MOTHER gtgt OH, YEAH TAKE A BULLET. MOTHER, MOTHER, MOTHER, MOTHER, I LOVE MOTHERS. YOU KNOW, I THINK THEY’RE THE GREATEST. THEY’RE THE FRUIT OF THE TREE. THEY’RE THE FRUIT OF LIFE. gtgt THAT’S WHAT THEY TOLD ME, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF I BELIEVE IT.

Gtgt IN THREE WORDS NAME GIVE ME GIVE ME YOUR BEST DESCRIPTION OF YOUR MOTHER. gtgt SHE’S STRONG. SHE’S INDEPENDENT. AND SHE’S ARTISTIC. gtgt YOU WANT TO KNOW MY THREE WORDS ABOUT MY MOMMA BETTER THAN YOURS. MY MOMMA CAN KICK YOUR MOMMA’S ASS ANY DAY. OH, IS SHE HERE HI! I DIDN’T KNOW IF SHE WAS HERE. I APOLOGIZE. SHE WAS TALKING YOU DIDN’T HEAR WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT MY MOMMA. FOR REAL. WHAT DID YOUR DAUGHTER GET YOU WHAT WAS THE NICEST GIFT SHE EVER GOT YOU gtgt THIS TIFFANY’S BRACELET.

The Nightly Show Do You Love Your Mama Lavell Crawford

Gtgt I LOVE IT! WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOUR MOTHER FOR MOTHER’S DAY gtgt IT’S NOT THE MATERIAL THINGS, I THINK THE BEST GIFT YOU CAN GET gtgt YOU’RE FULL OF CRAP. gtgt MY DAUGHTER WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET ME TODAY BECAUSE I’M GOING TO MY DENTIST. SHE IS GOING TO A GALA DINNER. gtgt WHAT IS HER NAME gtgt VICKI. gtgt VICKI, WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU, VICKI YOUR MOMMA IS TALKING TO A STRANGE BLACK MAN BECAUSE SHE DON’T HAVE NOTHING TO DO BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WANT TO COME AND TAKE.

HER TO THE DENTIST. DESCRIBE YOUR MOMMA IN THREE WORDS. gtgt BEAUTIFUL, STRONG, RESPONSIBLE. gtgt LET ME JUST DESCRIBE MY MOMMA TO YOU. gtgt WHAT. gtgt BETTER THAN YOURS. gtgt I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT. gtgt MY MOMMA KICK YOUR MOMMA’S ASS gtgt I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT. gtgt YOUR MOMMA HERE gtgt RIGHT OVER THERE. gtgt IS THIS GRANDMA APPLAUSE LOOK IN THE CAMERA AND TELL YOUR MOMMA HOW SPECIAL SHE IS TO YOU. gtgt HI, MOM. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, AND THANKS FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE.

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