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American Dad Joint Custody Watch Online

Jeff, when you get to Earth, do me this one last solid. Anything, Sinbad. Clear my… Internet browser history. (groans).

International Relations

CANADA!USA! OH, HEY THERE.IT’S BEEN AWHILE, HOW ARE YOUR PROVINCES? OH, THEY GROW UP SO FAST.YOU KNOW, I GOT MY HANDS FULL WITH 10, I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU TAKE CARE OF 50 STATES.YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT’S NOT EASY, THE SOUTHERN ONES WENT THROUGH A REBELLIOUSPHASE. AND WHAT ABOUT THE ADOPTED ONES?OH, ALASKA AND HAWAII? YEAH, I HAVEN’T TOLD THEM YET, BUT I THINKTHEY’VE FIGURED IT OUT BY NOW.AND THE REALLY LOUD ONE? TEXAS IS STILL TEXAS.OH, CANADA, WE SHOULD YOU KNOW, HANG OUT SOMETIME, MAYBE PLAY SOME BASEBALL PLAY SOME HOCKEY.WHAT? WHAT’S BASEBALL?[PHONE RINGING] OH, SORRY, I GOT TO GET THIS.

OKAY.CHINA, BABY, HOW’S IT GOING? YES, I KNOW I OWE YOU A LOT OF MONEY.ALWAYS MAKING IT ABOUT MONEY. YOU KNOW WHAT, LISTEN.I WILL GET IT TO YOU TOMORROW. DO YOU HAVE LIKE FOUR TRILLION DOLLARSI COULD BORROW? WHAT AM I SAYING, YOU’RE CANADA.OKAY, LISTEN. I WILL GIVE YOU MY WATCH UNTIL I CAN PAY.THAT’S RIGHT, YOU DID MAKE THIS. CHINA, YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.OKAY, I WILL DO THAT, BYE. BESTIES, OH, HIDE ME.WHAT? OH COME ON, YOU GUYS HAVEN’TDATED SINCE ‘76.

I KNOW, BUT IT’S SO AWKWARD.WELL, I TOLD YOU TO BREAK UP WITH HIM IN PERSON, AND NOT OVER DECLARATION.COME ON, YOU CAN DO THIS. I’VE GOT SOME HOCKEY STUFF TO PURCHASE.OH, HI, USA, DIDN’T EVEN SEE YOU THERE, WHICH IS WEIRD, BECAUSE YOU’VE PUTON A LOT OF LAND. HI, BRITAIN.YOU KNOW, I’VE JUST FELT SO FREE THE LAST FEW CENTURIES,WHAT WITH THE BREAKUP AND ALL, NEVER LOOKED BACK.YOU TRIED TO GET BACK TOGETHER IN 1812. YES, WELL, ANYWAY, I’VE JUST BEEN HAVINGSO MUCH SUCCESS LATELY, WITH THE BEATLES ANDHARRY POTTER AND DOWNTON ABBEY.

I DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT US ANYMORE.THAT’S GREAT. TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE?BRITAIN IS IT ANOTHER MAN? IS IT FRANCE?OH, GROSS, NO. [SPEAKING FRENCH] THEN WHAT IS IT?GIVE ME A REASON. OKAY, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?I WILL TELL YOU NORTH KOREA. HELLO FOREIGN SCUM.[SPEAKING KOREAN] YOU WANT TO SEE? OH!DO I OR DON’T I? JUST PAY ME SOME ATTENTION!OKAY, I WILL TELL YOU WHY.

WHEN WE DATED, THE SUN NEVER SETON YOUR CHEATING. YOU MADE A PASS AT EVERY COUNTRY YOU SAW!AUSTRALIA, INDIA, BAHAMAS. MMM, BAHAMAS.OKAY. AND THEN THERE’S JUST RESPECT, I CAN’TDATE A GUY THAT I’VE BEATEN IN WAR.OKAY, I WAS NOT TRYING MY HARDEST. DESPERATE, OKAY?WE BROKE UP AND YOU FOUND EVERY EXCUSE YOU COULDTO GET ME OVER, LIKE OH, USA, I’M HAVING A WAR,OH, COME HELP ME, OH, USA.

I’M HAVING ANOTHER WAR, OH, I’M HAVINGAN OLYMPICS, COME DESTROY ME IN EVERY EVENT.OH..

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