Around the world, many parents raise their kids on a diet of strict discipline. As I’m the head of the house, I expect them to obey these rules whether we are right or not. .rigid boundaries. Say sorry, you will not do again. My father controls my life every day. Will we see some progress in five minutes? .and immediate consequences. LIDS CLATTER.
Stop! But can traditional parenting change the lives of rebellious British teenagers? Come and get me, I’m drinking underage! I took LSD, cocaine, ecstasy, weed, MDMA, ketamine. When you’re 17, you definitely need to go out and party, because, before you know it, you’ll be like, That’s it, game over.
I’m not coming back today, by the way. see you in 20 years! She’s so incredibly rude. She’s just a cow, really. Do not swear at me. Dad, just be quiet! I don’t really care what people think about me, rules are made for breaking. To find out, two teens who have never met before will leave their fraught families behind. Come on, give us a hug. Behave yourself, I’m not joking, behave.
.and head off to the far corners of the world where they will live according to strict rules imposed by new parents. HOWLS OF LAUGHTER Do you want a punch? No. Do you want a punch? No. Get off me, get off. Do me a favour and, for once, put some effort into your life!.
Move out, go out, just go out! The world does not revolve around you. That’s why I’m trying to walk away, she’s following me! They can’t programme me. If all the British teenagers were like them.no good. Come and get me, I’m drinking underage! 17yearold schoolgirl Charlie Denny.
Treats life like one big joke. There’s nothing serious to my life at all and I refuse to take anything seriously. I’ve been drinking since I was about 12. I go out three or four times a week and down nine or ten pints. Yes! There’s been points where I’ve been crawling across tables,.
When i’ve been so pissed, like knocking glasses over in pubs and I’ve been kicked out for being too drunk! ‘Bringing Charlotte up has been a very, very challenging’ experience from day one. Put a lid on it. She never thinks for one minute about anybody else other than herself.
Bring your dirty clothes down, learn how to use the washing machine, a Hoover, clear the table. No, that’s bollocks, no, that’s bollocks! We don’t exist, we’re purely, sort of what we would call, what’s the word I’m looking for.? I think we’re just staff! You’re BLEEP, a total BLEEP!.
Trevor Noah Was Born a Crime in South Africa
Was saying you’re coming up on celebrating YOUR FIRST YEAR OF HOSTING THE DAILY SHOW. I RAN INTO YOU AT A PARTY, AND YOU SAID TO ME ON THE WEEKENDS YOU SOMETIMES FLY BACK TO SOUTH AFRICA TO SEE YOUR FAMILY. gt;gt; YEAH, I TRY. gt;gt; Stephen: IT’S AN 18HOUR FLIGHT TO JOHANNESBURG.
gt;gt; no, no, no, 16 hours. gt;gt; Stephen: OH, 16 HOURS. MY APOLOGIES. gt;gt; 18 WOULD BE RIDICULOUS. gt;gt; Stephen: HOW DO YOU DO THAT, LEAVE FRIDAY MORNING? gt;gt; I FLY THURSDAY LATE NIGHT, CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT.
And i’ll land on the friday, and then i’ll have a friday full DAY, AND THEN SATURDAY I FLY BACK AND I’M HERE ON A SUNDAY. gt;gt; Stephen: SO 36 HOURS IN JOHANNESBURG. gt;gt; NOT EVEN, I GUESS. IT’S BARELY 24. gt;gt; Stephen: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?.
How do you do that? HOW OFTEN HAVE YOU DONE THAT OVER THE PAST YEAR? gt;gt; SIX, SEVEN TIMES, MAYBE. I LOVE SLEEPING ON A PLANE. I FEEL LIKE AIRPLANES ARE THE LAST PLACE OF SLEEPINGNESS. IT’S JUST BEAUTIFUL.
I just sleep. gt;gt; Stephen: HOW DO YOU POSSIBLY SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT? DON’T THE STEWARDESSES COME UP AND SAY, WOULD YOU LIKE A PILLOW? gt;gt; NO, NO, I WRAP I HAVE THIS MASK THAT PROVIDES HUMIDITY, AND I WEAR, LIKE, A HOODIE AND TAPE.
My nose closed this is all true. THIS IS ALL TRUE. AND I WRAP MYSELF UP. SO I HAVE HUMIDITY AND I CLOSE EVERYTHINGEP AND IT’S GONE. gt;gt; Stephen: DO YOU LOOK BANE. gt;gt; I LOOK LIKE BANE AND DARTH VADER HAD A CHILD.
gt;gt; stephen: i’d see that movie. YOU HAVE A BOOK COMING OUT RIGHT AFTER THE ELECTION. IT’S CALLED gt;gt; BORN A CRIME. gt;gt; Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? gt;gt; I WAS BORN A CRIME. I WAS BORN TO A BLACK SOUTH AFRICAN MOTHER AND A WHITE SWISS.
Father during apartheid in south africa, and them doing the thing WAS ILLEGAL. gt;gt; Stephen: THE THING? gt;gt; THE THING. THE THING OF MAKING ME. gt;gt; Stephen: THIS THING?.