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Queen Mother Right Wing

Mal: lt;igt; once upon a time,lt;/igt; lt;igt; long, long ago.lt;/igt; lt;igt; Well, more like 20 years ago.lt;/igt; lt;igt; Belle married her Beastlt;/igt; lt;igt; in front of 6,000 of their closest, personal friends.lt;/igt; lt;igt; Big cake.lt;/igt; lt;igt; Yeah, so instead of a honeymoon,lt;/igt;.

lt;igt; beast unitedlt;/igt; lt;igt; all of the kingdomslt;/igt; lt;igt; and got himselflt;/igt; lt;igt; elected King of thelt;/igt; lt;igt; United States of Auradon.lt;/igt; lt;igt; He rounded up all the villains and sidekicks,lt;/igt; lt;igt; basically alllt;/igt; lt;igt; the reallylt;/igt; lt;igt; interesting people,lt;/igt; lt;igt; and he booted them off to the Isle of the Lostlt;/igt; lt;igt; with a magical barrierlt;/igt; lt;igt; to keep them there.lt;/igt;.

lt;igt; this is my hood.lt;/igt; lt;igt; No magic. No WiFi.lt;/igt; lt;igt; No way out.lt;/igt; lt;igt; Or so I thought.lt;/igt; lt;igt; Hang on, you’re about to meet us.lt;/igt; lt;igt; But first this happened.lt;/igt;.

Sleeve. head. How is it possible that you’re gonna be crowned king next month? You’re just a baby! He’s turning 16, dear. Hey, Pops. Sixteen?.

That’s far too young to be crowned king. I didn’t make a good decision until I was at least 42. Uh. You decided to marry me at 28. It was either you or a teapot. (CHUCKLES) Kidding.

Mom, dad. Ah! Mmmmmm. I’ve chosen my first official proclamation. I’ve decided that the children on the Isle of the Lost be given a chance.

To live here in auradon. Uh. Huh. Every time I look out to the island, I feel like they’ve been abandoned. The children of our sworn enemies? Living among us?.

We start out with a few at first, only ones who need our help the most. I’ve already chosen them. Have you? I gave you a second chance. Who are their parents?.

The Try Guys Try Drag For The First Time

okay, i can do this. If it hurts, just work it. That is my balls up here, and then my dick is back here at my butt. No way, your balls are not all the way up there. Today is a drag show here at Buzzfeed Studios.

we had a lovely time turning This hairy Sasquatch of a man into a Beautiful woman. Without further a due, my daughter. No, I don’t think I’ve ever been to a drag show. You’re gonna be in one, tomorrow.

goin’ straight to the top. Drag queens, drag culture, I don’t know anything. I will be your guide. Which makes me your mother. I don’t really know what that means. Not biological, obviously.

they build a house as a family. So basically drag queens are like Game of Thrones? Very much so. It’s an art form, you know? It’s like you’re an actor playing a role. Dude by day, lady by night.

people love drag, so much more now. I’m always all about this stuff. So, this is competition, right? I wanna win this thing. I know I’m gonna be prettier than them. You might need more time on makeup.

mayhem, your daughter is shady. What kind of queen would you want to be? Have you ever seen like, a blue collar drag queen? I’m seen as a normal guy, I have never changed this hair cut. So you wanna be like, totally opposite.

i wanna be bat shit crazy! Dirty, Nikki Minaj a trois, like Kesha. I could work with Kesha, so we’re going to make you look trashy. I’m prone to hurting myself, because I get too intense. If she fell down drunk.

i’m glitter, and champagne. Both Champagne. I like keeping on the character, staying true to a lady. I really like Katy Perry. But then every now and then you get real,.

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